
IT’S A HUMAN SPORT CALLED FOOTBALL OR SOMETHING. GOD DAMN SOLLUX. DON’T BE SUCH AN INSENSITIVE PRICK AND LEARN ABOUT OTHER’S CULTURE.

OH FUCK. SO MUCH QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
SOLLUX DECIDED TO STOP BEING A HUGE DOUCHE TODAY AND HELP OUT. (AND BY THAT I MEAN HE ISN’T DOING SHIT.)
ANYWAYS, HE’S GOING TO ANSWER MY ASKS FOR A WHILE.
IN THE MEANTIME I’LL BE HANGING AROUND IN A DEAD GIRL’S BLOG.
((aaaah sorry i haven’t posted anything in a while! hopefully this little event will make up for it. c:))

eh 2orry kkwont happen agaiin
as far as iim aware of anyway
BETTER NOT.
I’M KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.
AND THE CRABS.
oh wwhy thank you kar
sol evven if you stepped on me id pinch the shit out a your goddamn foot
you know he only diid that becau2e you were a crab. any other 2ea creature that2 not a cru2tacean and he’d be cool with iit
and iif ii were to 2tep on you iid make 2ure to 2tep on exactly the riight 2pot 2o that iit would bury you headfiir2t iin the 2and
wwhat no he OBVVIOUSLY did that because wwere friends sol
kar is my buddy okay
okay
because believve it or not people do like me
and that is bullshit no you wwouldnt havve you evver seen howw fuckin fast a crab is
well ii dii2agree 2o why dont we a2k kk our2elve2
kk wa2 iit ju2t becau2e iit wa2 a crab or becau2e iit wa2 eriidan?
and ye2 crab2 are fa2t but ii thiink ii could be fa2ter
the world ii2 dyiing two know

I’D SAY THE FUCKING CRABS.
(via 2olluxtravels)

WELL, WE GOT A SALAMANDER AND SPIDER BITCH.
GO AND SEND THEM STUFF TO KEEP THEM BUSY. I MEAN, DO THEY EVEN HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO?