
IT’S A HUMAN SPORT CALLED FOOTBALL OR SOMETHING. GOD DAMN SOLLUX. DON’T BE SUCH AN INSENSITIVE PRICK AND LEARN ABOUT OTHER’S CULTURE.

OH FUCK. SO MUCH QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
SOLLUX DECIDED TO STOP BEING A HUGE DOUCHE TODAY AND HELP OUT. (AND BY THAT I MEAN HE ISN’T DOING SHIT.)
ANYWAYS, HE’S GOING TO ANSWER MY ASKS FOR A WHILE.
IN THE MEANTIME I’LL BE HANGING AROUND IN A DEAD GIRL’S BLOG.
((aaaah sorry i haven’t posted anything in a while! hopefully this little event will make up for it. c:))

WELL, WE GOT A SALAMANDER AND SPIDER BITCH.
GO AND SEND THEM STUFF TO KEEP THEM BUSY. I MEAN, DO THEY EVEN HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO?

ii wa2 feeliing flamboyant okay
dont judge
plus ii brought aradiia so iits okay
ii thiink
hey sol
at this rate i dont think ill evven havve to list the reasons wwhy im better than you
heheh
well you know what eriidan
at lea2t ii got someone two go wiith me
iif you went youd be alone liike a 2ad liittle hiip2ter
oh please
if i wwent id bring fef or someone along wwith me im shore shed lovve to get her nails done
does kar like to get his nails done because thats another option im lookin at
kk would only want to get hii2 naiil2 done two 2harpen them
2o he can 2cratch your eye2 properly when you a2k hiim
iif he diidnt want two go wiith me what make2 you thiink hed want two go wiith you
wwho wwouldnt pick me ovver you
wwould kar really start makin black solicitations like that because wwe wwent to get our nails done
because if so then id havve to make shore they paint his nails reel girly wwith glitter and shit
oh ii can lii2t lot2 of people
and ye2 he would ii know kk he defiiniitely would
you do realiize no one really liike2 you riight?

ACTUALLY SOLLUX I GOT RID OF THOSE TACKY AS FUCK NAILS A WHILE AGO.
AND GOT THIS DONE INSTEAD. ITS THE BEST, I KNOW.